Games

A little list of my favorite games:

• Scrabble - bacuz gud spelerz kik as n stuf. I'n soo mutch smirter thin yu. I'n a jeanyis.
• Mind Fuck - The game I play when my SO gets over the 'impressing you and being good ' stage and finally starts to punch himself in the face when he's pissed off.
• Fluffy Tufts - The game I play with Dander and Cortez when they run around and lay on my clean clothes leaving hairs all over for me to pick up later.
• Dog or Old Lady - My favorite road game. A wagering game, sometimes for money, sometimes for whatever you've got to wager. This game can not be planned and happens randomly. The object of this game is to determine if the object in the vehicle ahead of you is a dog or an old lady. Sounds simple enough... but looks can be deceiving.
• Find the Smell - One of my favorite hippie games. The object of this game is to determine which, in a room full of sleeping hippies, is the source of the rankest odor. This game also comes in the Punk and Sleeping Baby varieties. Not to be played on a full stomach.
• My Life Sucks More Than Yours - Generally a drinking game. The object is pretty self explanatory. The second stage of this game is known as Projectile Puking, or for women, Hold My Hair.
• Paw Sniffer - A game played when one of your cats walks through a pile of Comet and neither of them will admit to it.
• You Hang Up - A game that is only fun for some new couples and teenagers. Annoying as fuck to the rest of us who have to listen to it.
• Is That the Cops? - This is a tweaker game. One tweaker peaks out the window and says "Is that the cops?" and then the rest of them take turns doing it every five minutes for the next few hours. Second level of this game is call Hide the Dope. Level three is known as Mugshot and Fingerprints.
• Party Tricks - A great game that inevitably ends up with you learning that one of your friends is waaay bendier than you ever wanted to know.
• Wait For Me - Also known as Hold My Hand. This is a game that blind people play when they are still in denial about their loss of sight. It usually starts with someone saying, 'Is there a step right here?'
• Which Syringe is Mine - A junkie game. Kids, don't try this one at home.
• Emotionally Unavailable - I don't like this game, but boys like to play it with me.
• Whose phone is ringing? - My favorite call center game. Best when the your internal and external rings sound the same.